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This ought to be fun!

Often times, I go on websites out of boredom and to give me something to write about (read: make fun of). Making fun of other people at their expense is what I specialize in at times. Take what you will from that statement, but I’m the most caring, respectful person you’ll likely ever know.

Back on topic. I often go these sites and search for people for fun. Relationship/friend-making sites are fun to search for people on for various reasons.
My personal favorite pet peeves, and I have a lot, is when the girls go on the site and fill out their keywords. For example, HotOrNot lists the keywords alphabetically even if you enter them in another way. So often times these idiotic girls list the following "usual" keywords: "clubbing", "drinking", "partying", "driving", "wasted." Can you see where I’m going yet with this?

Well, if you mix the words around, it just so happens that when you order the words alphabetically that "drinking" and "driving" wind up side by side. So if you’re on HotOrNot and reading this, do me a favor and put another keyword in your profile; I don’t know, how about "drip." Yeah, it makes no sense, I know.

Another thing that amuses me is when people give shoutout’s to their boyfriends on these sites. First off if it’s a relationship-finding site, well, you can see the obvious issue. If it’s a site like HotOrNot and you claim to be there "to see how hot you are" or "how high you score", then that’s just arrogance right there. Your significant other should be the only person who your appearance matters to. If you’re that self-conscious or stuck up, there’s gonna be some bigger issues in your life later on down the road.

Onto another topic: profiles. The profiles of some of the girls on these sites are amusing and unrealisitic. "Hi!!! My name is <some girly name> and Im lookin for some hott guys who wear da uniforms! I luv mY man to b in uniform!"

First off, use the spell checker. You might, *gasp*, learn something. Second, this isn’t an IM conversation. Third, you make my head hurt. Fourth, you’re simply after a guy in uniform? That’s dumb and disrespectful. Fifth, stop acting so stupid and grow up. Sixth, you’re never going to find a guy to go out with you just because he’s wearing a uniform. Your request is unrealisitc and stupid. Find a bridge, attempt to jump off of it, and then you’ll get some men in uniform. Better yet, don’t attempt to jump, just do it!

Yeah, it’s a harsh thought, but in my opinion, society’s better off without you. Take what you want from it. Call me mean-spritied. Call me harsh. It doesn’t bother me.

Note: yes, this is satirical and no, I don’t wish death upon anyone. So before you send hate mail or make stupid comments about me, read this note. Failure to do so will only prove my point about you.