Amusing Profiles
Now that you’ve read that, I have some more to add to that. I personally love it what people write in their profiles sometimes. One of my favorites has to be: “My name is <foreign girl name> and I’m from Kansas City, KS, USA” or some variation with the city and state. Obviously, you’re not from the USA so don’t try acting like you are. One, your name sets you off. If it has and “ov” in it in a consecutive manner, then your name is likely foreign. That doesn’t mean you’re foreign though. The fact that you put “City, State, USA” is enough to prove you’re not from the U.S. No one in the U.S. introduces themselves that way. You’d simply say the state and city, if that; certainly never the country. Go back to Russia.
Another thing I love is when people say they don’t drink, or if they do, it’s rare. That’s all well and good considering I am one of those persons who rarely drinks (and when I do, it’s only one with a very close friend and no one else). Yet, their profile says “I was wasted in this pic!” or they have a picture of themselves smiling, holding a beer can, and looking like an idiot. It’s not attractive when a girl drinks or is wasted. Sorry; it’s repulsive.
So in other words, people need to stop lying in their profiles or I will become backlogged with entries I need to write. You’d do yourself a favor in being true to yourself, and you’d do me a favor so I don’t have to write about your hypocritical, idiotic self on this website! I won’t even discuss the girls that put “sex” as their keywords. Yeah, way to get attention to yourself. It’s also not attractive and just proves you’ve been with every guy on the block. It’s nasty and so are you.
What happened to people being honest? What happened to people being down to earth and not all stereotypical? Sometimes I feel like I am one of the few people who actually stays true to himself and others. It’s rather annoying. But I’ll get over it.
Posted: February 22nd, 2006 under Sarcasm.
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